September 25, 2009

Dofus

Zeek says:

hey

–– Kai says:

hi zeek

just spat my tea on myself

Zeek says:

lol noob

did you hear about the Dofus update?

–– Kai says:

no not really

Zeek says:

Cra’s are gonna be fucking hax

–– Kai says:

i cant play through i internet im connected to in my student flat

anyway i can bypass this system where i cant even torrent?!?!

Zeek says:

so like

on the test server?

with the new buff and spells?

I soloed a max level Crocabulia

using only Ceremonial Rat set, and I’m only level 149

and by solo I mean

I didn’t use any alts

had no team mates

just my cra

and I kicked it’s ass

–– Kai says:

isnt it fire weakness? doesnt it have like a meat shield of HP?

Zeek says:

no

it has no weaknesses

Crocabulia is a high level dungeon suggesting that people are level 145+ to enter, and that you need eight people

because Crocabulia can do 1k damage a turn to a single target

and can teleport

and summons things that can ap/mp rape

and stat rape you and up their resistances to you

but I was one shotting all the shit it was summoning with 3ap, then plowed into it with the rest of my ap

running in circles healing myself with cawwots and summoning chaferfu’s for distraction

I was GOD

–– Kai says:

long fight??

Zeek says:

only about 30 minutes

I was doing 600 twice a turn with enough ap left over to leek pie one target

–– Kai says:

sik

sick*

i love dofus but i cant connect to it

btw i am in university unless you didnt realise, situations are bad w/ dire financial straights

Zeek says:

so?

what does that have to do with you hearing about the new Dofus update?

–– Kai says:

just that it doesnt bother me as much as it would bother me if i had the game up and running?

Zeek says:

I soloed a Crocabulia at level 149

suck my rock hard God Rod mutha fuckas!

–– Kai says:

oh my god

you sound like fogal from superbad

Zeek says:

yes?

–– Kai says:

XD

hahaha

Zeek says:

whats a fogal?