July 16, 2009

Next please

  • Kevin Chan says:
  • hey fag whatsup
  • Zeek says:
  • nothing much, whats up with you Fatass American Slob?
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • not alot, trying to simmer down my hate toward jk rowling
  • ha simmer down my hate XD
  • yeah she steals alot of ideas from anime!
  • Zeek says:
  • JK Rowling
  • that name sounds familiar
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • oh wait you don't know umm the author of the Harry Potter books
  • Zeek says:
  • ah right right
  • thats where I heard her name from
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • recently the 6th edition came out in the cinema, i don't know how y'all merican slobs are keeping up with cinema showings so... is it out over there yet?
  • lol merican / mexican
  • Zeek says:
  • it comes out here before it comes out there
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • watched or read it? i'm bursting to discuss as gay as that sounds
  • Zeek says:
  • I've read all the books
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • basically she rips off conntless things
  • Zeek says:
  • I have seen up to the fifth movie
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • countless*
  • Zeek says:
  • I never pay to watch Harry Potter in the theater because the movies in general are displeasing
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • like isn't voldemort alot like Orichimaru?
  • Zeek says:
  • the thing is
  • when you make someone part snake they all tend to be the same
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • yeah w'all watch it cause've the homely feeling#
  • hmm
  • Zeek says:
  • especially when all their spells or any type of super natural skill is snake themed
  • also, Harry Potter books came out before Naruto even game out in manga form
  • you know that right?
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • but the Horcrux thing when voldemort splits his soul and binds them to items, scattering them in hiding places... alot like how orichimaru stays invincible (if you read throught the manga)
  • Zeek says:
  • now, the movie could rightly have designed his look very similar from Naruto I wouldn't doubt that at all
  • but the original concept design from the book came out before Naruto
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • okay coincidence then
  • Zeek says:
  • ah well, the Horcrux thing is totally different
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • i like the concept totally
  • Zeek says:
  • because by the time that book came out with the Horcrux is about the same time Shippuuden started being created in manga form
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • whoa thats way in the past
  • Zeek says:
  • but, like all major book series, the author usually has all the books drafted out after they publish the first book of the series
  • so ya never know
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • yeah JK sacrificed alot of time with her family to keep her fans at bay... we sat through the showing making cruel jokes, even the die hard fans laughed at
  • lol theres this scene
  • Harry walks in to the Hogwarts main hall, face covered in his blood.
  • Ginny (to Hermione, amidst other girly chatting): Why's harry always got blood on him?
  • cause he couldn't wait
  • Zeek says:
  • "he likes to eat a girl's raviollies"
  • lol
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • hahaha
  • my friend and i laughed so hard
  • Zeek says:
  • have you read the books?
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • as laughing is infectious the whole cinema got laughin
  • upto 5
  • but i picked up the Half-Blood Prince today
  • Zeek says:
  • the last book is the worst
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • i can only guess that Harry himself is a Horcrux
  • Zeek says:
  • I seriously liked all the Harry Potter books
  • if only for the fact that, I loved to watch him get pissed on
  • throughout the whole series
  • if you like any of the characters in the story, or enjoy LOGICAL endings
  • just....
  • do yourself a favor
  • don't watch or read the last movie/book
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • Yeah that means that everyone dies?
  • Zeek says:
  • no
  • but everyone gets shit on
  • it's like
  • she got tired of being famous
  • so she purposfully ruined her book
  • so that there could never, no matter how fucking hard someone tried, be an eighth book
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • She seemed quite pressed for time, she's made her mular in the end and needs to spend it with her family. the fans owe that to her
  • trying to write a book is the most tedious thing going
  • i've been trying to write/illustrate a book for a while, a dark/childrens book called Fridge Light. but i've been way way too lax
  • i'm only going to watch the last movie to see a glimpse of the Shell Cottage
  • which is built in the beach just outside of my town, all the folk round here have gawked in awe at it, most of them uneducated primitive welsh folk who discovered harry potter purely for the construction of that cottage... its sad
  • like i said, homely feeling
  • ...so what news from alaska, any cool stuff? anything political going on
  • Zeek says:
  • cool stuff?
  • like uh
  • I got in the news paper for something retarded
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • Your birthday? no thats valentines day isn't it? or halloween... hmm
  • Zeek says:
  • basically
  • someone "famous" was in town
  • and I was at work
  • and this person walks in
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • your not dead, unless you have pre-recorded all this typing, so not the Obitchuary
  • cool, fame
  • Zeek says:
  • and I swear to god she was dumber than a sack of bricks
  • and I do customer service
  • so like
  • she walks up to me
  • asks me if I could repair her broken laptop
  • I take it and look it over a bit
  • realize it's shorted
  • I ask her what happened when it stopped working
  • "I put it into my bathtub full of soapy water to clean it off because it was dusty"
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • ha glad your putting your computer head to good use
  • Zeek says:
  • my exact reponse was
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • Zeek says:
  • "I can't believe you are that fucking retarded"
  • and she looked at me
  • stammered a bit
  • then ran out crying
  • her assistant (who I thought was her father at the time)
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • GTFO?
  • Zeek says:
  • said he was gonna tell my manager
  • that I was so rude to a customer
  • upon hearing how she shorted her laptop
  • be laughed and said "wow.... I guess when you're rich you don't have to be smart"
  • we made the news paper for that lol
  • insulting some famous chick
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • your town must be small
  • what a dumbass
  • hah she deserves to sign up on www.fmylife.com
  • Zeek says:
  • I don't even remember her name
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • haha that adds to the lols
  • Zeek says:
  • it was something like
  • uh
  • first name started with a P
  • and the last name started with either
  • an <M
  • or an H
  • HILTON
  • that was it
  • something Hilton
  • skinny ass bitch too
  • I guess she sings music or something
  • fuck if I knew what she was famous for lol
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • ...
  • Zeek says:
  • what?
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • Paris Hilton, super glamour model, daughter to the Hiltons famous in New York and all
  • She's in all the lipstick magazines
  • Zeek says:
  • hey yea I think that was her name
  • fuck if I read glamour magazines
  • and what the fuck was she doing here?
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • whoa i feel the retardness here
  • Zeek says:
  • don't they do photo shoots in like
  • famous places?
  • Kevin Chan says:
  • on both ends of the spectrum
  • Zeek says:
  • not my backwater town
  • I told you before that I rarely know famous people unless they are in movies that I like